Most of us will never know what it's like to be a Billionaire because we will never even become a Hundrednaire.
So the next best thing we can do is to live vicariously through them. Though we often criticize them when they do extravagant things and spend their money like Tony Stark on cocaine.
We could only imagine how we would behave if we were to ever come across such wealth.
But here is 5 times, Billionaire just said Fuck it.
1. Pills that will Turn your Shit Gold
I don't know if it's the touch of King Midas or the rot of the Billionaire ego to make you want to shit gold, but...
How much do these pills cost?
Well, more than we probably got in our wallet. Look's like we will still be shitting brown the old fashioned way.
2. My Walls are made of Exotic Cars.
I don't know who would appreciate this more, Vin Diesel or Jay Leno. But when you decide to use an entire car to effectively make one of your walls worth more than somebody's entire house, well I believe you have succeeded at being the richest dick swinger in town.
You are definitely in his family.
3. I Want a Dead Shark In My House for...Uhm... Reasons
When you have reached this level of fuck-it-try, so incredibly rich that you want to stare at a dead shark all day preserved in a tank of your own billionaire cum juice,
then I think you deserve the animal-lover-of-the-year award because as fucked up as you are, you still have the moral high ground on Sea World.
4. Hiding your Murder in Space
Wait... Elon didn't really kill somebody, right? He didn't just launch his victim in the trunk of car into space to orbit Mars forever, right?
Just kidding. But, you know you have fuck-it,-I-am-Billionaire money when you can launch a car into space. But it's still not as impressive as launching your dick-look-alike into Space.
5. Fabricating a Spaceship that Looks just like your Endowment
Bezos did what? Bezos penetrated space with his rocket. The only problem was that it just wasn't big enough to get the job done.
So, technically he's still a space virgin, at least according to the international measure for where space begins.
Looks like he's going to need to compensate for his compensate.
So, technically he's still a space virgin, at least according to the international measure for where space begins.
Looks like he's going to need to compensate for his compensate.
